Goose Creek and Comments From The Peanut Gallery

Played 2-16-11 in the very occasional drizzle, light wind and sunshine.

This course is as good as it gets in the Inland Empire and better than just about any L.A. area course. $39 for seniors during the week is an absolute steal! Excellent conditions and super friendly service that is unmatched along with a serene location just off of the 15 freeway makes this place a must for all golfers. There really isn't much else to say about Goose Creek other than it's a "can't-miss" facility.

Our group of only 14, (we had several guys wimp out due to the rainy forecast, work obligations and vacations), played in about four hours, but not without its noteworthy quips that were mostly about golf and sex in the Northern African desert and 1960's Asia.

I spat just off the sixteenth green and commented about possibly being fined by the golf course's Men's Club. That's when one of my playing partners, Vito, said, "Tiger wasn't spitting on the green in Dubai, he was just drooling while thinking about eating some Arabian pussy after his round". I said, "mmmm, Arabian pussy", and the rest of the guys in our group agreed with the assessment.

Later after the round Calm Don, (called this because our original Don has a slightly volatile temper when playing golf and this one doesn't), said he had all kinds of Asian pussy when stationed overseas during his late 60's stint in the U.S. Armed Services. He also mentioned that he was very lucky to not get any kind of disease(s) because he never once wore a condom during his, ahem, 'exploits'. Then George immediately quipped, "there might be some Kom Don Wongs over there that you know nothing about". Very funny shit.

Next week we are playing the anti-Goose Creek, or otherwise known as Shandin Hills in San Bernardino where we expect to pay the $20 senior rate and understand exactly why this noisy-but-efficient track sucks us in.